t0day was Teacher's Day!!!
Happie Teacher's Day t0 Every Teacher in the w0rld!!!
Mr Loh Came back t0 Junyuan!!!
He nver cut his hair worx... all s0 l0ng...
He went to our class & have Celebration wif us...
2E5 have given a Tweety Bird booster & a Tweety Bird soft toy to Mrs Tan...
She Said tat she was happy wif the present...
Chuan Yew bought 36 Apple Pie from Macdonald...
At b0ut 9.45am, 2E5 all those performers went up to the hall...
s0 Malu!!!
ii g0t performance 0n the stage!!! OMG!!!
We saw Everythingy... Then iit iis tiime for us to go up to the Backstage...
we went up, stayed behind the screen...
tat was the Dedication 0f the Sec 3s...
Then after tat Dedication, [farzihah?] Went up to sing the solonist...
Then after her iis 2E5!!!
Actually me n Rita should be facing the back... but we don wan... Malu mah...
then we started Dancing!
ii was not scared at all... but in fact, ii keep laughing!!!
Terence was still Dancing like [Wooden Block]...
Then Larlene was not laughing!!!
Then after the whole dance, We faster run to the backstage then back to beside the Teacher's chair...
Then Larlene told me tat she was laughing...
Simply because 0f me!!!
She said tat ii was laughing very loudly...
Then when she heard my sound of laughing... She started laughing oso!!!
Then the whole day ended like tis...

ii today got NPCC... but ii did not wan to go...
then ZhiHui pull me go...once ii go, ii was being [Sabo] to become the Timer!!!
OMG!!!
then ii keep laughing...
then ii was like forgotten all the commands...[because ii long time nver go NP le]...
then nvm... change timer...
then had a 2mins break...
then went to the car pouch...
Then we Played the [Names Game]... which be euu mus read everybody name...
iif not euu will do 4 feet...
then ii kanna 4 feet... Dammit!!!
then they give me a thingy...
They ask me to choose 2 plants...
ii choose the plant wif lot more leaves...
then they ask me to go n [molest] The plants for 20 second!!!
then no chioce... ii go n [molest]...
then they was like keep laughing...
then ii went to the Teacher's Day Concert Rehearse...

2E5 have finally settle all the unhappiness wiif 2E1...
[although s0me 2E1 ppl may not agree...]
but they jus let us perform on the stage...
Then today was the Last n 0nly rehearsal...
2E5 went...
we will be after the a solonist name[farawah???]
Be4 Malay Dance...
2E5 iis goiing to perform on Teacher's Day Concert!!!
We perform n perform... then ii keep laughing... because Terence dance like [wood]...
then ii keep laughing... then everybody keep looking at each 0thers f0r the dance step.... lol...
then after we perform... we BOW... then Sliver said wait...
then we stand on the stage...
Sliver said the the fiirst person infront[Larlene]...
She dance very Seriously!!!
then Larlene was at there very [No Face]... hahax...
then we faster run down from the Stage...
Run towards Mrs Tan...
Mrs Tan say tat we dance very Well...
Very nice...
But she said tat Terence dance like a [wooden block]...
then ii keep laughing...
Then she said tat ii dance very happily...
iit Seems tat ii m very Enjoyed wif this thingy...
Mrs Tan wish us the best for tmr...
[Mrs Tan!!! we will do the best performance we can give euu!!!]

After school, 2E5 went to the reaheasre...
ii thought we r goiing to the Finals to compelete from all the Classes...
But in the end... We r invited to the Teacher's day Concert... Not Finals...
But follow on... ii don wanna say anymore...
ii can be damn pek chek...

Sad, 'Pek Chek', Happy & Angry can describe my feelings currently...
t0day damn damn 'Pek Chek' simply jus because of the maths... got new chapter... need to draw curve graphs... then my ruler turn here turn there... twist here twist there... oso cannot turn to the points... damn damn 'pek chek' lorx...
Tiis few days really a Sad days... fiirst iis my Maths Test thingy... My Maths Test Fail... ii cried on tat day & iif euu tell me anythingy bout the maths test thingy...
ii will feel sad n feel like crying...
Then yesterday the Talent Time thingy really make me damn sad...
Everybody show attitude...
Then today morning Mrs Tan ask whether who iis really upset by the yesterday the talent time reheaser... then the 5 main dancer raise up the hand[inculding me]
then ii m damn worried for my final year exam... ii really cant afford to drop to NA...
ii will cry to my death.... even ii die oso wont rest in peace....
happy---> T0day at maths lesson... Cassandra cried... Because Terence, Wee Kiat & Yiming don wan to dance... they r the main for the another star...
we cant afford to change person...
then Mrs Tan helped us to tok to the 3 of them...
then finally they agree...
Angry---> after sch... g0t self-study organise by Mr Jae...
then after self-study...
Me, Larlene, Tiiffany & Kristie went to 840...
Then the guy was there...
Those ppl in 840 keep saying me n his name!!! blo0dy idiot...
ii don wan to have a relantionship wif him lorx!!!
even he oso keep asking bout y they noe bout me n his relationship...
blo0dy idiot pig!!!
then play bball... the guys don wan play properly... make me so angry!
don wan to write le lar..
very pek chek le...

t0day in sch... g0t NPCC fund raising... skip 2 lesson... hahax.!!
then after sch.. went to reheasre for the Talent time thingy...
went to music room... then tupid wee kiat don wanna dance properly...
then ii got damn angry...
then terence suddenly took his bag n went out from music room...
then say tat wee kiat don wanna dance properly... then ii KBKP...
ii KBKP ii can admit.. jus because wee kiat don wanna dance lorx...
then yiming oso leave the music room... followed by jian wei...
yiming went out from sch le... jian wei say...
he go canteen eat then go back...
finally the whole thingy iis settle... but... the main person of the another star iis not confirm... haiiz...
then the guys n gal started to discuss wat to wear on monday...
then ii was slping there... hahax!!!
nothing to do mah.. ii wont wear skirt or thingy de lorx...
then ii really fall alslp n ii donno!!!
then they finally discuss finish n ii was still slping!! So shuang!! aircon room!!
hahax....
then jinny come wake me up...
then we do final rehearse then finally ok le!!!
2e5 simply jus rawks!!!

t0day whole day was very tired... at last!!! last 2 period iis history!!!
can slack n slp le!!! lolz...
these 2 period, ii was slping n listening to Mp3 at the same time!!! lolz...
ii put my mp3 inside my pencil box... ii put my head on my pencil box n start slping...
ii did not expect tat ii can slp throughout the whole history period lorx.. hahax...
then ii was so 'song'!!! lolz...
then ii very h0t mah... then euu all noe my frige iis put down de... then ii all make iit stand... hahax...
then everybody say my hair looks stylo...
then ii went home change clothes... then faster ride bike at very very damn top speed to tampines mall...
Larlene they all have bought the tickets....
then ii went to NTUC buy water n sushi n hide inside my bag...
then we went in to the cinema...
the show started...
then beside me iis larlene n rita... then beside rita iis weekiat...
wee kiat watch the show be4...
then he was like telling all the story to rita... then rita tell me...
then when the scary part coming...
ii faster use my bag n cover myself...
then only half of my eye can c... hahax...
ii can describe the show as...
when not scary, really not scary...
then when scary... iis damn damn scary... lolz...
then went to 840 play awhile bball...
then accompany Mummie to cut hair...
then went A1...
then go home...
then bath...
then come n blog... hahax...

t0day went t0 t0h pay0h de sho0ting range!!!
we wear half U there... Then change t0 Full U...
the toilet damn squeezy...
Me, Tiiffany & Zhi Hui have t0 squeeze inside...
when changing the clothes... we have take turn to change... iif not another person face the wall then another person change...
we went to the chair there n sit down...
iit iis my turn to shoot...
me, zhihui n tiffany went in... there have a sir/madam beside euu t0 guide euu h0w t0 sho0t the gun 0r somethingy like tat de...
heng heng my sir was Mr Loh... lolz...
Mr Loh very good de... he like very 'kan chiong' de leh... lolz...
tis shooting iis jus to experience how sho0ting iis like...
the gun did not recoil very much lar... ii tink ok lar...
ii ii donno whether tat ii g0t sho0t onto the board anot... hahax...
because the board have alot of holes in it... so ii donno...
then after shooting... mus report clear...
then Mr Loh very 'kan chiong'... ask me report clear then take of my goggle n mufflers...
ii look left & right... nobody have took off they goggle n muffler...
then ii was like very shameful because ii have taken off my muffler alrdy...
then ii report my gun clear... ii then take off my goggle...
then change back to half U... then was waiting outside the shooting range for our bus to fetch us...
then Mr Loh told us alot of thingy... then he said he got the CERT for the LMSC course...
then when he call all the names... those person was promoted...
ii now the rank iis private... then suddenly Mr Loh read my name & ii got a Corparal!!!
ii got a double promotion!!! ii was so happy!!!
then the bus came... on the way back to junyuan, ii was falling alslp... lolz...
then from junyuan go back home...
Happy & Tired & Sad Day!!!
[vii3nz stiilL cant get over her marks for maths test...]__*]]

t0day ii wAs sAd...
at the last 3rd peri0d... iit was the maths peri0d...
Mrs Tan gave us bAck 0ur tEst pApEr rEsults...
When ii take the paper fr0m her... she was kind 0f "shaking head"
then ii was scare... ii went back t0 my table...
ii d0n dare t0 c the marks...
ii started c0unting the marks fr0m the back 0f the page...
ii l0st my c0unt 0f maRks... s0 ii decided t0 flip t0 the fiirst page t0 c the marks... ii saw iit.... iit was... 24/50...
when ii saw the marks... my tears fr0m my eye feEl like bursting 0ut...
but ii try t0 h0ld back my tears....
ii keep c0unting thE marks... t0 make sure tat ii nEed the 1 mArks bAck...
but ii cant find any 1 marks... ii keep h0lding bad my tears...
The wh0le day, ii felt damn Sad...
then the last life skill peri0d, was somethingy like leadership de...
then wat the teacher say, ii g0t n0 mo0d t0 listen...
then even the teacher played a game wif us, ii 0s0 n0 mo0d t0 play...
then ii l0st the game... ii was given the "p0wder bath"...
then... ii went back t0 my seat... Terence n company changed my chair...
then the chair was actually spoilt de...
then ii sat on iit... noe tat ii was sp0ilt... ii sat 0n the flo0r...
then ii d0nn0 y... ii suddenly cannot h0ld back my tears...
then the tears keep "flowing" 0ut fr0m my eye...
then cassandra saw n decided t0 bring me to the toilet to co0l down...
then after ii co0l d0wn... ii went back t0 class...
then we went 0ut from class n played the "m0nkey c m0nkey d0..."
then Rita was actually the l0ser but ii decided t0 help rita take the punishment which was "powder bath"...
then the wh0le day ii was very sad... till the basketball training... ii at least happy abit...
cause... bball iis only the thingy can make me happy...

Got 3 foreigner want to look that how far is the airplane to the ground...
The 1st foreigner throws a small Stone down, ~~~~~, No sounds...
The 2nd foreigner throws a piece of Gold down, ~~~~~, Heard a person screaming ```Agrhhhh```
The 3rd foreigner throws a bomb down, Heard a ```Boooooom``` sound...
The next day, Jack, Jill & Mary have a chat with each other``
Jack said: `` I yesterday being hit by a small stone, nearly head stroke…
Jill said: ``I yesterday being hit by a Gold, nearly shock to death``
At this time, Mary said: “I yesterday happened a `ghostly` things, I yesterday jus walk out from my tuition centre, make a fart, then in the end, the tuition centre was being bomb``

t0day in sch.. n0thing t0 d0.. keep smsing my fren... hahax...
Then after sch0ol... g0t c0mmon test...
Then we th0ught tat the test w0uld be easy...
Then when the teacher say tat thE cann0t straight aWay g0 h0me after d0ing finish thE exam...
Then wE make HelL l0t 0f n0ise...
Because wE n0t hAppy Mah... l0lz...
Then the Teacher say after tat 1 h0ur. everyb0dy leaVe t0geTher...
Then in The end... EvEryb0dy Cann0t d0 finish 0ur maTh c0mmon tEst papEr...
Then pPl kEep Saying Lack 0f Time... Hahax...
Went t0 Talent tiMe... Actually Singing iiS thE maiN sUbjEct...
Then We 0nly Dance... ten Was likE nvEr sIng... haHaX...
Then in tHe eNd... We l0st...
But nVM laR... hAhaX...

Pls... iif euu d0n believe mE... then d0n b0ther t0 ask Me any 0ther thingys...
iif Euu beLieve me... Wat euu Wan me t0 d0... iif ii Can d0...
ii will d0 iit... Believe Me...
iif eUu wAn me t0 g0 h0me... ii will...
ii will tink 0f 0thers...
n0t myself 0nly...
ii m n0t sELfish...
ii Put 0thers be4 me...
ii will tiink 0f 0thers be4 Myself...

t0day was the Science CT... tupiD mRs m0haN t0ok Mrs Quek Ge0 Peri0d f0r tHe tEst...
Mrs m0han Came iin t0 The cLass & giiVe us tHe tEst Paper...
The ChapTer mAiinly 0n 7,8 & 12...
Then the fiirst page all 0n cHapter 7...
Then when ii g0 thr0ugh The questi0n.... Damn iit!!!
aLl ii d0nn0!!!
Then d0n d0 fiirst... Went t0wards thE sec0nd page & started d0ing the diAgrAm...
erM... All ii did n0t LabeL thE thinGy...
D0n cAre lAr!!!
l0lz...
After aLl ii d0ne The W0rk, iit Was aFter 10mins...
Then ii wEnt bAck t0 The Fiirst Page & sTartEd d0ing thE cHpT 7 Thingy...
ii jus anyh0w riite... ii d0nn0 h0w t0 d0!!!
hEck caRe...
ii hate science lar...
ii suRe fAiil dE laRx...
D0n cAre...
D0n b0ther...
N0t my pr0bS...

today g0t training siia...
Damn tired...
hahax...
Was fun when We watch the sh0w 0n the Friendly match we VS CCHMS...
hahax...
we R tupid t0o... hahax...
When wE lo0k at the Vide0...
We waS like Laughing At 0uRsElf f0r 0uR stUpid M0ves... hahax...
TheN afTer Tat tRain b0ut the M0ve...
Then we have Match...
The "auntieS" haVe DefectEd tHe sEc 1 Grps... L0lz...
Funny...

ii was jus having a conversation wif my frenz...
then ii heard tat she was sad...
she told me tat she had been rejected...
ii don quite get wat iit mean...
ii felt sad...
she was my best fren... haiiz...
ii cant help her...
haiiz...

Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister

see if you can do this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dummy cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on

t0day s0 happy!!!
m0rning ii w0ke up at 9.11am...
Then riide biike t0 Cassandra hSe t0 rehearse f0r the talent tiime thiingy...
then eat lunch there.... b0ut 1.30pm then leave there...
then ii went to bugiis... Saw a bag... & ii bought iit.... iit c0st $25.90...
Then went t0 840 the shelter bbalL c0urt at 4.30pm...
Saw mY BEST FREN IN CCHMS!!! l0lz...
She very cute De... Miiss her siince the last tiime 0ur sch play frenly match wiif them...
then the wh0le day had a very great fun wiif her!!!
But to0 bad tat ii need t0 g0 h0me early...
tHen say go0d Bye t0 her...
Then ii wenT h0me...
had a very great fun wiif her!!!
Ruby... Thx f0r c0ming t0 840!!!
euu have make the pr0mise t0 me...
hahax...
thx euu...
hahax...

(vii3nz had a great fun wiif Ruby t0day!!!)___*]]

siianz siia... today... haiiz...
lolz... diiaoz...
hahax....

ii hate shalrul tat stupid attitude of his... stupid sia... everytime...
he keep shouting at us tat we nver do our thingys well...
he ownself oso don do his jobs... then still dare to scold us loudly...
today our class pick out 7 people for the talent time thingy...
which was....
Rita, Larlene, Jinny, Vien, Fikri & Sharul...
we all agree tat after sch we going to music room to think of the dance step of the songs...
then everybody went to music room accept sharul n fikri...
we keep reminding him... then he cant be forget wat...
stupid sia...
hate his stupid stinking attitude...
and ii m going to tok something about the Food & Fun Fair at National Day....
ii & shalrul was in-charge of the "mothball mania"...
then... the very start of the fun fair... which was only 5min...
got a person come to play... then shalrul scolded me very very damn loudly jus for the mothball which was on the ground tat ii did not pik up...
ii was busy doing something... then he oso scolded me damn loud... bloody hell...
then... after tat 5 min... He was like vanish into the air...
he was nowhere to be seen untill the whole fun fair end....
from the start of the fun fair... ii was at my class stalls till the end...
stupid sia...
he can scold me very very damn loud jus for a mothball...
then ii can even kill him for the whole fun fair tat he was no where to be seen!!!
stupid....

Although everyday iis a boring day... But maybe wat ii wrote down there iis the truth...
When School Day, How Much ii Miiss The Holiiday...
But When On Holiday, How Much ii Miiss The School Day...

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

ii maybe will hate mrs sharon tan forever bah...
ii jus noe at the afternoon tat she actually told my brother tat my mum needs to "watch" me more... my studies iis getting worse to worse...
then my brother told my mum... stupid siia...
then ii was actaully playing basketball at the shelter 840 court...
then my mum called me... she scolded me...
TMD... bloody hell...
ii cried... ii cry in the public leh...
then ii heck care her...
ii reject all the calls by her to my phone...
ii scare tat when she came back home...
she will do anything bad to me...

A mental hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

ii today skip assembly... lolz... siianz... haiiz...
got ppl tell me tat today at assembly will take attendance...
then ii thought only their class de... then ii nver take care of it...
actually wanna pontent wif rachel de... but in the end ii don wan pontent...
then ask rachel faster go hall... then suddenly my grp of frenz come find me...
then say everybody pontent together...
then ii pontent wif them lorx... then we go cold-storage...
then my fren need to go back to sch because they got project to do...
then everybody accompany them go back sch lorx...
then saw miss Ho... then she told us tat the hall iis taking attendance now...
then we nver take note of it... then we was at canteen...
then suddenly mr sliver detain all the ppl at the hall...
then my fren n ii suddenly shock... then faster ask my upper sec fren go check...
then my upper sec fren say tat they was jus checking attire...
then we was like happy... then we still scare... everybody run up to 4th floor...
then iit was 2.15pm alrdy... my fren from PA done finish their job le...
then faster ask them whether got take attendance anot...
then they say got... everybody was shock... haiiz...
then don care lorx... pon alrdy pon liiaoz... wat can ii do...
then saw Mrs Tan... then she ask us y we pon... then she say surely will call parent de...
then ii went home... told my mum the truth... then ii regreted after the call...
haiiz... she nag n scold... haiz...
wondering wat will she do when she came back home at night...

ii hurt my leg siiao...
looks digusting... ii was liike small blood clot clotting inside my skins...
painful... iit oso become a blue black alrdy...
haiiz...