Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!

Promise me
we
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True Frenz
U R
the Root
I Am
the Ground,
U R
the Floor
I am
the Tiles,
U R
the Sun
I am
the Rays,
I am
the Tree
U R
the Monkey ok?
Want some Banana?

wah lao... my mum extend the night revise tiime...
from 1hour to 1h 30min...
ii 1hour oso buay tahan liiaoz... still expect me to do for 1h30min...
haiiz..

One day, Ah beng was at the bus...
Ah Beng was holding his sons photo...
When the bus make a very sharp turn...
Ah Beng drop his son photo...
His son's photo drop under a woman's long skirt...
Ah Beng told the woman "Can euu lift up ur skirt? ii wanna take photo"

Do tiis joke lame? hahax... jus a trick to make ppl giggle...

Bloody Father lar...
idiotic Pig...
wat ii put on my table euu oso wanna C...
my earring euu oso wanna c... bloody hell lar....
next tiime ii put CONDOM on my table let euu C lar!!! let euu use oso can larx!!!
bloody hell...
euu my DAD so wat....
my Dad then can invading my privacy huh...
Bloody Hell...
Don Eva let me Know tat Euu take A look at My thingy...
TMD...
ii Shall Not forgive euu ii tell euu...
bloody hell...
Wat ii wanna buy iis my freedom riite...
look at my freedom for wat...
bloody hell...

today got the Racial harmony thingy... then our stalls like nobody de...
then after the racial harmony day...
our basketball coach come to sch to train the BOIz mah...
then we play match wiif coach... lolz...
3 old biird *which iis me, larlene, gerlyn... VS coach, 3 of my frenz...
then we actually wiin coach leh... so fun seh... coach very tall like 178cm so high...
after the match the 3 old bird wons... lolz...
then after the bball match... went the 840 the bball match...
then hurt my wrist then larlene pass the ball hit my leg...
stupid sia...
tis few days better don play bball... lolz...

vii3nz have not recover her both thumb... injure hedr left hand wrist...

today stupid siia... bloody idiot...
on last post... ii did say ii hurt my left thumb riite...
then today ii hurt my right thumb...
pain sia... now both hands the thumb iis injure...
euu tell me iif 2 thumb iis injure... how do ii play bball sia...
because ii nver go yesterday the Life-Science...
then today tat stupid PUNI... go n tell my form teacher... which iis Mrs Tan...
then on a lesson... punitham n Mrs tan went into our class...
then started scolding us... haiiz... then yesterday the life-science... ii tink only 14 people go... Punitham got take attendance de.... haiiz... siianz...
then Mrs tan told us... those who nver go for the Life-Science...
Mus stay back for DC for today...
Then 2E4 n 2E5 combine for DC lorx... because 2E4 oso got ppl nver go mah...
Then before Mrs Tan come iin to the DC...
The whole class was noisy liike hell...
Me... Larlene... Gerlyn... Was playing some games lar...
those scirrors paper stone de...
then we play till keep laughing...
then ii was suppose to hit larlene hand as she lost....
but she go n take her hand away... then my right hand go n hit hardly at the chair...
pain sia....lol...
ii tink...
tiis few days iis not a good day to do anything ba... hahax...

yo... haha...
head so pain siia...
hahax..
Today actually got life-science de... Then ii nver go...
So naughty horx? hahax...
then when to 840 the shelter bball court to play bball...
then play play play...
then suddenly ppl use ELBOW n hit my head... Soo damn painful...
then my fren pass the ball to me... then donno y hit my Thumb... Like sprain...
Then my fren pass the ball to me again... hit my Nose....
stupid horx? so pain lorx...
cannot tahan...
ii cannot let ppl hit me iin 2 place leh...
1 ---> NOSE
2 ---> around the waist n the Hip...
iif ppl hit tis 2 place horx... later ii will cry the leh...

Forget to tell euu all my Nafa Test results... hahax...
Sit & Reach = 36 *not sure* = 3 Marks
Inclined Pull-up = 17 = 5 Marks
Shuttle Run = 11.4 sec = 4 Marks --->Jus 11.3sec n ii can get 5 marks!!!
Sit-up = 25 = 3 Marks --->Jus 26 & ii Can get 4 Marks!!!
Standing Board Jump = 163 *Not Sure* = 3 Marks
Lolz... all marks liike sHit...
wanna test again when PE...
all iis jus alittle more time lorx...
Diiaoz...

Today iin school nothing to do the sia...
Wanna Slp but jus cant fall alslp...
Lolz...
ii hate my hair... so short... grrr...
later ii got NaFa test...
siianz...
Sure fail
Especially inclined pull-up n shuttle run...
lol...
gtg le... buaiz...

Y my frenz Probs Cannot Be Settle De...
iit Was liike wave at the Sea which iis coming again n again... haiiz...
Jus Settle 1 thingy... & another matter come along...
When does this whole thingy can be settle?
ii Don wiish to c my fren to be sad of anything anymore...

Feel weiird iin the bottom of my heart... Y huh? y do ii feel liike tat?
iit really does feel weird...
y euu say tat to me...
ii felt liike no face to face euu anymore... haiz....
nothiing can help me anymore...
ii mus settle on my own...
haiiz...

lolz... Rachel... Telliing euu somethiing...
Y EUU LIIKE SO MANY DAYS NVER COME MY BLOG!!! GRRR!!!
lol... jus kidding...
yay!!! lolz... i m the top scorer for tiis match agaiin!!! lolz...
ii tell euu... 6 poiint oso can be top scorer... hahax...
ii almost hate tiis match... lolz... very paiinful leh... stupiid siia...
*beiing hiit by head twiice... hand beiing pull... shoulder kanna bang hardly...
stupiid lorx... hiit head leh.. paiin leh...
ii tiink the fiinal scoreliine iis... 19 - 39... or somethiing liike tat de...
aiiyaz... lose alrdy lar... no need play anymore le lar... siianz...
*cannot skiip class anymore... hahax...
siianz siia... lolz...
eh... telliing euu somethiing...
MRS ALFIE HAVE CAME BACK TO BE MY ENGLIISH TEACHER AGAIN!!! YES!!!...
shoo shoo... Miss quek go away... lolz...
ii tell euu... when ii fiirst come to tiis school...
Then fiirst teacher ii liike iis MISS LEOW YAN TING...
Second iis MR LOH KAH HOE...
Thiird iis MRS ALFIE!!!
Fourth iis the chiinese teacher... MISS JIANG WEI YUN... liike to make fun of her... lolz...

ii m iin school computer lab currently... hahax... but only stiill left 15 miin & ii gotta go le... hahax...
Usiing tiis free tiime to come blog blog.. hahax...
yesterday reformat my home computer... then liike shiit... because alot of thiingy lost le... siianz... kekez..
haiiz... tiinkiing of later got match... tiink oso siianz le... haiiz... lolz.... siianz!!! blah blah...
ii tiink ii m leaviing the school to get change at about 11.30am ba... after upper secondary recess lar... lolz...
siianz siia... haiiz... eh... whoever come to my blog mus come hug hug me under my taggy horx... hahax...
aiiyaz!!! my god!!! hahax... *god iis not miine... lolz...
whiile ii m typiing... my stomach iis caliing forhelp... (because iit iis hungry...) hahax... lame... blah blah...
goiing recess le.... mus log off n say good bye le... blah blah...
BYE BYE... hahax...